Don’t Tell The Children.
Maintaining an enthusiastic and abundant sex life is a tricky thing when you have a herd of tiny unreliable sleepers about the place. Is it even trickier when there's spank-based kinkery involved?
Pansexuality
How is being pansexual different from being bisexual? I try to figure out my sexuality.
#Piggate: Does it really matter where the Prime Minister once “put a private part of his anatomy”?
So, the big question on everyone's lips today is: Did British Prime Minister David Cameron once face-fuck a dead pig?
Sex Machine (Get Up, Stay on the Scene)
I delve into the odd world of mechanised sex devices. And a spanking one. Obviously.
World Beard Day
Today is World Beard Day. All across the planet, people are hosting Beard-themed celebrations, street parties and orgies. Probably.
Ashley Madison subscribers: Victims, Scapegoats or Irredeemable Cuntmonkeys?
I can't help feeling a bit sorry for all the people whose Ashley Madison user details were released publicly.
You’re never too old to learn new things about condoms
The other day, my daughter decided to inflate a condom like a balloon. So I now have a new room-mate. He's a bit slimy though.
Gentlemen For Hire
A look at the utterly baffling (and horribly fascinating) Male Escort site Gentlemen4Hire.com.
Tea Fetish
Tea is my number one fetish. It's on my FetLife list of fetishes and everything.
Sequels, Spin-Offs and Shameless Cash Ins. (Yes, E L James, I am looking at you.)
E L James recently released a follow up to Fifty Shades of Grey because, heaven knows, she hasn't already made enough money out of the Fifty Shades of Grey franchise.