Tea and Spanking
Four Stars I bought CJ Douglass’s Sextoynado because, well, it’s called Sextoynado and if that isn’t sufficient reason to buy and read a book then I don’t know what is. And, happily, Sex Toynado delivers exactly what you want it to. A strangely sentient, kinky-as-fuck tornado which deposits dildos, vibrators and butt plugs all over the…
Five Stars! The Artist is the story of a nineteenth century painter, Theo and his model, Lizzie. This is the perfect setup for a romance novel because, as we all know, artists are always shagging their models. I have known this to be true since I read Judith Kranz’s Mistral’s Daughter when I was…
Five Stars! Stolen Moments is a fantastically good book. It also, oddly, the first book I’ve read of Maren Smith’s where I kind of wished there was less spanking in it. Not because the spanking in this book isn’t amazing. It is. The hero, Draven Gray, is a satisfying hunk of brawn, intelligence and…
We are living, as the apocryphal Chinese curse says, in interesting times. “Interesting” as in simultaneously terrifying and really quite boring. Because, it turns out, that the heroic thing to do in the Covid-19 crisis is to stay home and not get up to much. I live with both my elderly parents so I am…
It’s an exciting day at Etta Stark Towers. My brand spanking new book Challenging Chelsey goes on sale today! “What happens if I don’t do what I’m told? Do I get punished?” Six years ago, Chelsey Roberts’ life fell apart when her parents and older brother were killed in a terrorist attack in London.When Harry…
Four Stars The new series of Corbin’s Bend continues in great style with PK Corey’s Returning to Us. This book follows Vanessa Brooks’ Sub-Divided, where the heroine was a spanko who wasn’t sure if she wanted a Domestic Discipline relationship. In contrast, Susan, the heroine of Returning to Us definitely knows that she wants DD. The…
Vagina Museum, Unit 17&18 Stables Market, Chalk Farm Road, London, NW1 8AH Opening Times: Mon – Sat: 10am – 6pm, Sun: 11am – 6pm Admission: Free I have wanted to go to the Vagina Museum in London for quite a while now. The world’s first bricks-and-mortar vagina museum opened last October but even before that…
Four Stars Brienne Dubh’s new book is a wonderfully funny hate-to-lust story whose main characters Gabby King and Christian Hunt are a joy to spend time with. Christian is Gabby’s best friend’s brother and they have spent decades since their teens detesting one another. Their barbed insults and name-calling are wickedly entertaining right from the…
My brand shiny new book The Liberation of Miss X is now on sale! From all good online book retailers, supermarkets, sex shops and gambling dens. (Disclaimer: I haven’t actually checked that it will be on sale in all those places. I’d try Amazon first if I were you.) Guaranteed Hot Corset Action! London 1890. Flora…
Five Stars! Corbin’s Bend is back! And it’s bigger than ever! Well, it may not actually be that much bigger. They’ve probably built a few new houses but otherwise the Bend is pretty much how we last left it. It’s all still there – the spanking-based housing community in the Colorado mountains. There’s a…