Tea and Spanking
Five Stars! What would you do if you suddenly found yourself transported to a parallel universe where everything was different? You have a different home, different job and instead of being single, you discover you are actually married to a sexy tall American guy who shares all your kinky preferences? To be honest I would…
The Polish film 365 Dni (now available on Netflix) is causing a bit of a stir around the internets. The film is based on the book of the same name by Blanka Lipińska, an erotic romance very much in the tradition of the sort of books I read and review here. I haven’t read the original…
With this whole lockdown business, you’d think I’d have plenty more time for Netflixing. But what with work and writing and my new found talent for daytime napping, I haven’t been spending much time at all watching television. However, I have been enjoying Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Goop Lab’ series. Is ‘enjoy’ even the right word? It’s…
Gentleman friend and I are still undertaking an extended break from one another. It’s been two months since we’ve engaged in any of the that hanging out together, cuddling, kissing and spanking business that used to take up quite a lot of our weekends. This is what my social calendar looks like right now. It’s…
Yesterday I went to my first ever online Sex Symposium. It was in fact my first ever Sex Symposium full stop. Online or otherwise. Come to think of it, it is probably the first event I’ve ever attended in my life that was called a “symposium”. Usually, I’m just not that classy. Plato’s Symposium. The…
Plenty of us are a bit limited in the amount of actual IRL sex and spanking we can undertake at the moment. But that doesn’t mean that we can’t still enjoy the virtual pleasures of curling up with a nice, sexy spanky novel. If your virtual bookshelf is looking a bit empty, might I recommend…
It’s thirty six days since I went further than my front garden and I’m fine. You know, the way Ross Geller was totally fine. It’s thirty-seven days since I saw my lovely Gentleman Friend. I’m isolating over here with my elderly parents and he’s isolating over there with his grown-up sons and, once again, it’s…
Four Stars I bought CJ Douglass’s Sextoynado because, well, it’s called Sextoynado and if that isn’t sufficient reason to buy and read a book then I don’t know what is. And, happily, Sex Toynado delivers exactly what you want it to. A strangely sentient, kinky-as-fuck tornado which deposits dildos, vibrators and butt plugs all over the…
Five Stars! The Artist is the story of a nineteenth century painter, Theo and his model, Lizzie. This is the perfect setup for a romance novel because, as we all know, artists are always shagging their models. I have known this to be true since I read Judith Kranz’s Mistral’s Daughter when I was…
Five Stars! Stolen Moments is a fantastically good book. It also, oddly, the first book I’ve read of Maren Smith’s where I kind of wished there was less spanking in it. Not because the spanking in this book isn’t amazing. It is. The hero, Draven Gray, is a satisfying hunk of brawn, intelligence and…