With this whole lockdown business, you’d think I’d have plenty more time for Netflixing. But what with work and writing and my new found talent for daytime napping, I haven’t been spending much time at all watching television. However, I have been enjoying Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Goop Lab’ series. Is ‘enjoy’ even the right word? It’s…
Should I spunk a hundred quid on a bluetooth vibrator?
Gentleman friend and I are still undertaking an extended break from one another. It’s been two months since we’ve engaged in any of the that hanging out together, cuddling, kissing and spanking business that used to take up quite a lot of our weekends. This is what my social calendar looks like right now. It’s…
The Sex Symposium – A fun way to spend a Saturday afternoon
Yesterday I went to my first ever online Sex Symposium. It was in fact my first ever Sex Symposium full stop. Online or otherwise. Come to think of it, it is probably the first event I’ve ever attended in my life that was called a “symposium”. Usually, I’m just not that classy. Plato’s Symposium. The…
Looking for something to read during lockdown?
Plenty of us are a bit limited in the amount of actual IRL sex and spanking we can undertake at the moment. But that doesn’t mean that we can’t still enjoy the virtual pleasures of curling up with a nice, sexy spanky novel. If your virtual bookshelf is looking a bit empty, might I recommend…
Spankless in Surrey
It’s thirty six days since I went further than my front garden and I’m fine. You know, the way Ross Geller was totally fine. It’s thirty-seven days since I saw my lovely Gentleman Friend. I’m isolating over here with my elderly parents and he’s isolating over there with his grown-up sons and, once again, it’s…
Book Review – Sextoynado by CJ Douglass
Four Stars I bought CJ Douglass’s Sextoynado because, well, it’s called Sextoynado and if that isn’t sufficient reason to buy and read a book then I don’t know what is. And, happily, Sex Toynado delivers exactly what you want it to. A strangely sentient, kinky-as-fuck tornado which deposits dildos, vibrators and butt plugs all over the…
Book Review – The Artist by Juliette Banks
Five Stars! The Artist is the story of a nineteenth century painter, Theo and his model, Lizzie. This is the perfect setup for a romance novel because, as we all know, artists are always shagging their models. I have known this to be true since I read Judith Kranz’s Mistral’s Daughter when I was…
Book Review – Stolen Moments by Maren Smith
Five Stars! Stolen Moments is a fantastically good book. It also, oddly, the first book I’ve read of Maren Smith’s where I kind of wished there was less spanking in it. Not because the spanking in this book isn’t amazing. It is. The hero, Draven Gray, is a satisfying hunk of brawn, intelligence and…
Splendid Isolation
We are living, as the apocryphal Chinese curse says, in interesting times. “Interesting” as in simultaneously terrifying and really quite boring. Because, it turns out, that the heroic thing to do in the Covid-19 crisis is to stay home and not get up to much. I live with both my elderly parents so I am…
New Release! Challenging Chelsey
It’s an exciting day at Etta Stark Towers. My brand spanking new book Challenging Chelsey goes on sale today! “What happens if I don’t do what I’m told? Do I get punished?” Six years ago, Chelsey Roberts’ life fell apart when her parents and older brother were killed in a terrorist attack in London.When Harry…