I have a new book out! It’s a Christmassy Christmas book for Christmas called ‘Her Christmas Carol’. It is published under the name of Charlotte Cockens (did you see what I did there?) but it’s still me! On sale now! Did you know that Ebenezer Scrooge wasn’t the only person who was visited by three…
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TP Dungeon – So long and thanks for all the spanks
At the end of this month, TP Dungeon in Staffordshire will be closing its (anonymous-looking) doors for the last time. This is a sad time for me and Gentleman Friend as we have spent many happy hours there in the eighteen months since we discovered it. I could say that TP Dungeon is the best…
Book Review – His Little Spy by Finley Brown
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Book Review – Rafe the Guardian by Laurel Joseph
Want to know more about the book review star rating system? Or find out what other books I’ve reviewed? Check out this page here. Lots of Spanky Fun! I really enjoyed Rafe the Guardian. I think I have been reading a lot of quite dense, plot-heavy spanking stories lately. Ones where there are lots of…
Millie and the Mill Owner: A Short Story
Here’s a short story for you to enjoy while I get round to finishing some of my proper-length books.It is available as a free PDF here so that you can download it onto your kindle, kobo, phone, tea-kettle or similar. Enjoy! Millie and the Mill Owner by Etta Stark It was just before half past…
Book Review – In Need of Correction by Gracie Malling
Want to know more about the book review star rating system? Or find out what other books I’ve reviewed? Check out this page here. “Never had he met a woman so strongly in need of a good spanking.” Five Stars! Ages ago I wrote a review of Casey McKay’s wonderful book Emmaline’s Groom for Spanking Romance…
The Flappiness of Floggers
Flappy Not surprisingly, when I meet other kinksters, the conversation often turns to the subject of favourite and least favourite spanking implements. It’s a tricky one to answer. It’s only been a year and a half since spanking became something that actually happened in my life (rather than something that I just thought about obsessively)…
Beat Me On the Bottom with the Woman’s Weekly
Comedian, actress, songwriter, screenwriter and all-round fucking genius, Victoria Wood died last week. In the year which seems to be determined to be remembered as the one where everyone dies (and it’s only April for fuck’s sake), Victoria Wood’s death hit me particularly hard. I think she was brilliant. And not just because she wrote…
Happy Valentine’s Day. If you’re into that sort of rubbish.
Oh look, it’s Valentine’s Day again. That pretendy-love fest named after the Patron Saint of beekeeping and epilepsy keeps rolling around every year. I am, apparently, powerless to stop it. You see those faces in the doorway? NONE of those people were there at the time this picture was taken, Their images only appeared after…
Bad Neighbours
Of course, this movie was just called “Neighbors” in the US.I assume they changed it for us Brits, because “Neighbours” would just make us think of a certain Australian soap opera, Kylie Minogue and the ear-wormiest theme song in the history of ever. I’ve mentioned before that spanking is a noisy business. Unless you have…