“You wouldn’t dare” is a wonderful phrase to come across in a spanking context. It shows that the heroine is sassy enough to put up an argument but it’s also a sure-fire guarantee that she is going to get her bottom reddened very soon indeed. Because no hero in the history of ever has responded…
It is exactly six years since the release of the first Fifty Shades of Grey film. Back then I was a regular reviewer (under my real name) on the excellent MostlyFilm.com. I reviewed the Fifty Shades films as Etta Stark though and became the sites first (and only) official Spanking Correspondent. Sadly Mostly Film has…
I recently left a review for a fly swatter on Amazon. This is a heavy duty flyswatter described by the sellers as having a “high quality thick and flexible leather slapper and durable beech wood handle”. It is, they tell us, “much more effective than the cheap flimsy plastic swatters – fly swat is heavy…
The art of saucy postcards I was on holiday earlier this month to a proper old-school seaside town. The arcades and the funfair were shut, obviously, in these Covid times but I still wanted to do something a bit seaside-y. I went for a paddle in the sea, I bought my daughter a stick of…
I was away on holiday last week. It was lovely. A week spent by the seaside, swimming, eating lovely food and chilling out, was exactly what I needed. Was also planning on some well-needed spanks but it turns out that our little holiday villa wasn’t exactly conducive to noisy spanking sessions. (And it’s always noisy,…
I am exhausted. Absolutely bone-achingly mind-hurtingly exhausted. And it feels like there is no good reason for this. My day job as a Software Developer is busy but it’s not as though I’m doing long shifts at a hospital or something. I am working from home right now so I haven’t even had a three…
and why you should absolutely go and check out Jillian Keenan’s new video on her Kinking Out Loud YouTube channel. Are you a spanking enthusiast whose spanking shenanigans have been curtailed by the whole locked down Covid-y nature of 20bastard20? Well, hey, join the club. I have written before about how being good and doing…
I cover a lot of stuff on this blog. Books, films, sex-positivity, kink-positivity, feminism and tea (obviously). It’s all welcome here. But, readers, I have to confess, that being spanked is my number one true love. Spanking is right there in big swirly writing on the blog heading, after all. And when it comes to…
When the UK Government introduced ‘Support Bubbles’ in England on June 13th, the Daily Mail ran the headline “BORIS LIFTS SEX BAN”. It wasn’t classy, but it wasn’t wrong exactly. The Support Bubbles were to intended to ease the isolation for single adult households who hadn’t been able to so much as shake hands with another…
Five Stars! What would you do if you suddenly found yourself transported to a parallel universe where everything was different? You have a different home, different job and instead of being single, you discover you are actually married to a sexy tall American guy who shares all your kinky preferences? To be honest I would…
