Category Spanky Films & TV

Lars Von Trier’s Nymphomaniac

Poster for Lars von Trier Nymphomaniac
Nymphomaniac is an epic four hour film by avant-garde director, Lars von Trier. It was split into two parts when released at the cinema presumably because there’s a limit to how much artily directed wall-to-wall sex your average cineaste can be expected to sit through even when there is a naked Stacy Martin on screen half the time.

Kissing

Rudolph Valentino in The Son of The Sheik
Kissing's great isn't it? It's a bit like sex only you don't need to get undressed to do it and people don't call the police if you do it in public.