The world’s first motion picture, L’Arrivée d’un Train à la Ciotat was first shown to cinema audiences in 1895. It was quickly followed a year later by the world’s first porn film. Because basically, mankind looks at a shiny new invention and thinks, “how can we make it more about sex?” I didn’t get online until…
Author: Etta Stark
“You Wouldn’t Dare!”
“You wouldn’t dare” is a wonderful phrase to come across in a spanking context. It shows that the heroine is sassy enough to put up an argument but it’s also a sure-fire guarantee that she is going to get her bottom reddened very soon indeed. Because no hero in the history of ever has responded…
Book Review – Their Possession by Vanessa Brooks
Vanessa Brooks is an author I usually associate with historical romance so it’s exciting to see her hanging out in the Sci Fi speculative fiction section of the virtual bookstore. She absolutely does not disappoint. Their Possession is set 300 years from now in a world depleted and scarred from multiple wars, Alisha has only…
Submission & Subspace
I have been excessively interested in spanking for as long as I can remember. However, I didn’t fully embrace my full kinky sexuality until I was forty. I’d been celibate for quite a while but when I re-entered the dating scene, I knew I was a spankophile and wanted relationships that reflected that. I didn’t…
I’m back!
Oh, hey. It’s been a while. As I explained in my last post (back in April!), there are two perfectly good reasons for that. One, I’ve been distracted by my tea blog, Teafancier.com and, two, well, lockdown happened and my BDSM mojo went AWOL. So firstly, the tea blog is going strong. We’re half a…
Tea and Spanking and Tea
You may have noticed that I’ve been strangely absent from this blog for a while. There are two reasons for this. 1. I have been distracted by my shiny new blog. I have a new website called TeaFancier.com. And you should totally check it out. You see, I love tea, and writing about tea. I’ve…
Siffredi’s Hard Academy – Like a version of X-Factor where everyone gets their cocks out
I have just discovered Siffredi Late Night – Hard Academy on Netflix and, as it is quite the bonkersest thing I’ve seen in a long time, I have to share it with you. Made in 2016, this is an Italian reality TV in which veteran porn actor Rocco Siffredi decides that what the world truly…
Shrove Teas-Day
It’s Shrove Tuesday! A day in the liturgical calendar dedicated apparently to self-examination, confession and spiritual growth. It’s also (being day the before Ash Wednesday) when one finishes up any indulgent foodstuffs in the house before embarking on forty days of Lenten self-deprivation. But for godless heathens like me who plan to make no sacrifices…
Fifty Shades of Barely OK
It is exactly six years since the release of the first Fifty Shades of Grey film. Back then I was a regular reviewer (under my real name) on the excellent MostlyFilm.com. I reviewed the Fifty Shades films as Etta Stark though and became the sites first (and only) official Spanking Correspondent. Sadly Mostly Film has…
The Obvious Use for a Fly Swatter
I recently left a review for a fly swatter on Amazon. This is a heavy duty flyswatter described by the sellers as having a “high quality thick and flexible leather slapper and durable beech wood handle”. It is, they tell us, “much more effective than the cheap flimsy plastic swatters – fly swat is heavy…