It’s been a week of ups and downs with my Bird & Blend Tea advent calendar. The high point was Friday’s Snowball tea. Saturday’s Hazelnut Rocher was pretty damn amazing too. Then it all went horribly downhill on Sunday with Mr Frosty tea which is the oddest thing I’ve ever drunk in my life. Without…
Author: Etta Stark
Spanky Christmas Book Reviews
Daddy Krampus – Kessily Lewel Nice – Vivian Murdoch The Master Of Michaelmas Hall – Vanessa Brooks Are you looking for some recommendations for sexy, spanky holiday reads? You are? Well, that’s an amazing stroke of luck because that’s exactly what this blog post is going to give you. I have reviews of not one…
Adventy Adventures in Tea Drinking – Week 1
1st, 2nd & 3rd of December I have an advent calendar full of tea bags! I bought it from Bird & Blend teas. I have been providing daily updates on my Christmassy tea experiences all over social media, so if you are following Tea and Spanking on Facebook, Twitter or Instagram (and I assume you…
The Advent of Tea
December starts tomorrow! And at Tea & Spanking Towers, we’re pretty excited about that. Not just because it means that November will be over, England’s Lockdown 2 will come to an end and I can see my boyfriend again. Even more excitingly, I will be able to commence my Bird and Blend Teabag Advent Calendar!…
Tea Review – BrutaliTeas’ A Chocwork Orange
We love tea here at Tea & Spanking Towers. It is, after all, the first word in our name. (I say “we”; currently the staff at T&S Towers consists of me and my two cats. And the cats aren’t even big tea drinkers to be honest.) We especially love New Jersey- based teamongers, BrutaliTeas, because…
Book Review – Teacher’s Toy by Vivian Murdoch
There is so much wrongness in this book – ethical, moral and, quite possibly, legal wrongness, in fact. I would therefore advise you to cast aside any compunctions you have about such things and just leap into Vivian Murdoch’s steamy-hot sex filth feet first. Teacher’s Toy is very, very naughty and extremely sexy. The reader…
BloodSisters: Leather, Dykes and Sadomasochism
This 1995 film by Michelle Handelman, celebrating the lives and lifestyles of San Francisco’s lesbian BDSM ‘leather women’, is celebrating its 25th anniversary this year. I am apparently old now because it really doesn’t seem that long ago. You only have to watch this film, to realise that 1995 was a hell of a long…
Having a Spanking Good Time!
The art of saucy postcards I was on holiday earlier this month to a proper old-school seaside town. The arcades and the funfair were shut, obviously, in these Covid times but I still wanted to do something a bit seaside-y. I went for a paddle in the sea, I bought my daughter a stick of…
My Day Out at Brighton Dungeon
I was away on holiday last week. It was lovely. A week spent by the seaside, swimming, eating lovely food and chilling out, was exactly what I needed. Was also planning on some well-needed spanks but it turns out that our little holiday villa wasn’t exactly conducive to noisy spanking sessions. (And it’s always noisy,…
Why the central premise of Enola Holmes makes no sense at all
Enola Holmes is a Netflix film based on the series of books by Nancy Springer which introduces us to a new character – the younger sister of London’s most famous consulting detective. As a film it ticks so many of my boxes. Late Victorian setting, feisty heroine, Women’s Rights, it’s all there. And Millie Bobby…