Back in May last year, I was contemplating buying a Vibease Smart Massager. I am clearly a woman of swift and decisive action, because a mere eight months later, I have bought the thing. The decision that my life needs a internet-enabled long-distance vibrator in it, has been somewhat influenced by ongoing Covid restrictions. Over…
Author: Etta Stark
Shitty old year. Happy new year?
Happy New Year, everybody! Yesterday, we – finally! – got to tell 2020 to fuck off forever and not let the door hit its arse on the way out. It has – and I’m being remarkably restrained here – been a fucking shitshow of a year. Will 2021 be any better? We’re still locked down…
Adventy Adventures in Tea Drinking – Week 4
It’s Christmas Eve! And that means every single one of my Bird and Blend Teabag Advent windows is now open! That’s how close to Christmas we are, people! It’s been great fun counting down the days until Christmas with tea different kinds of tea. I look forward to doing it all again next year. This…
Adventy Adventures in Tea Drinking – Week 3
This has been a wonderful week in tea-drinking adventures. Not least because Tuesday December 15th was the day I got to experience Butter Brew tea which I am pretty confident includes actual magic in its ingredients list. Poppin’ Xmas Butter Toffee Before we go any further with this review there is something that needs to…
Adventy Adventures in Tea Drinking – Week 2
It’s been a week of ups and downs with my Bird & Blend Tea advent calendar. The high point was Friday’s Snowball tea. Saturday’s Hazelnut Rocher was pretty damn amazing too. Then it all went horribly downhill on Sunday with Mr Frosty tea which is the oddest thing I’ve ever drunk in my life. Without…
Spanky Christmas Book Reviews
Daddy Krampus – Kessily Lewel Nice – Vivian Murdoch The Master Of Michaelmas Hall – Vanessa Brooks Are you looking for some recommendations for sexy, spanky holiday reads? You are? Well, that’s an amazing stroke of luck because that’s exactly what this blog post is going to give you. I have reviews of not one…
Adventy Adventures in Tea Drinking – Week 1
1st, 2nd & 3rd of December I have an advent calendar full of tea bags! I bought it from Bird & Blend teas. I have been providing daily updates on my Christmassy tea experiences all over social media, so if you are following Tea and Spanking on Facebook, Twitter or Instagram (and I assume you…
The Advent of Tea
December starts tomorrow! And at Tea & Spanking Towers, we’re pretty excited about that. Not just because it means that November will be over, England’s Lockdown 2 will come to an end and I can see my boyfriend again. Even more excitingly, I will be able to commence my Bird and Blend Teabag Advent Calendar!…
Tea Review – BrutaliTeas’ A Chocwork Orange
We love tea here at Tea & Spanking Towers. It is, after all, the first word in our name. (I say “we”; currently the staff at T&S Towers consists of me and my two cats. And the cats aren’t even big tea drinkers to be honest.) We especially love New Jersey- based teamongers, BrutaliTeas, because…
Book Review – Teacher’s Toy by Vivian Murdoch
There is so much wrongness in this book – ethical, moral and, quite possibly, legal wrongness, in fact. I would therefore advise you to cast aside any compunctions you have about such things and just leap into Vivian Murdoch’s steamy-hot sex filth feet first. Teacher’s Toy is very, very naughty and extremely sexy. The reader…