Ashley Madison subscribers: Victims, Scapegoats or Irredeemable Cuntmonkeys?
I can't help feeling a bit sorry for all the people whose Ashley Madison user details were released publicly.
Category Other Spanky Stuff
You’re never too old to learn new things about condoms
The other day, my daughter decided to inflate a condom like a balloon. So I now have a new room-mate. He's a bit slimy though.
Gentlemen For Hire
A look at the utterly baffling (and horribly fascinating) Male Escort site Gentlemen4Hire.com.
Tea Fetish
Tea is my number one fetish. It's on my FetLife list of fetishes and everything.
Sequels, Spin-Offs and Shameless Cash Ins. (Yes, E L James, I am looking at you.)
E L James recently released a follow up to Fifty Shades of Grey because, heaven knows, she hasn't already made enough money out of the Fifty Shades of Grey franchise.
Penises: The Massive Penis Conspiracy
From time to time, I worry about the fact that apparently every single romantic hero ever written is bigger than average in the trouser department.
Orgasms and how to write about them.
The moment of orgasm is a tricky things to capture in writing. Writing "it felt really, really nice" isn't going to cut it.
Jugs, Jubblies and other euphemisms for breasts
Jugs, jubblies, bangers, tits, dumplings, funbags, hooters, knockers, boobies - call them what you will, I think we can all agree that breasts are kind of marvellous
Barbie: Feminist Icon
Barbie is without a doubt a feminist icon. You only need to look at the number of different careers that woman has successfully taken on.
Anger (and other deadly sins…)
When it comes to sinning, I reckon I'm halfway there. Of the seven deadly sins, there are three that I regularly indulge in, three that I don't and one that I'm not sure about.