Back on the Market
OK, folks. It's time to open up.
Category My Spanking Life
Why I don’t use a safe word
Why I don't use a BDSM safe word
Submission & Subspace
I've been excessively interested in spanking for as long as I can remember. However, I didn’t fully embrace my full kinky sexuality until I was forty.
Dry Vaginas, Erectile Dysfunction and Other Joys of Getting Old
As I get older, I have to make allowances for my menopausal body. My vagina has decided that self-lubricating is a thing it can’t be bothered with anymore.
My First Spanking
This isn’t going to be an account of my first childhood spanking. I was born in 1974, so smacking children was considered a perfectly normal thing to do back then. I’m sure I was smacked occasionally, but I don’t remember…
My Day Out at Brighton Dungeon
I spent a couple of hours at a BDSM dungeon in Brighton and had a lovely time.
TP Dungeon – So long and thanks for all the spanks
TP Dungeon in Staffordshire is closing its (anonymous-looking) doors for the last time. This is a sad time.
Entwined: The Art of Rope Bondage
My evening out at a workshop called "Entwined: The Art of Rope Bondage" at Coco de Mer in London.
The Flappiness of Floggers
When it comes to my least favourite spanking implement, then that's definitely the flogger. They're just so annoyingly flappy.
Bad Neighbours
Spanking is a noisy business. Unless you have a soundproofed spank dungeon, the application of a stout wooden paddle to a fleshy backside can have a bit of a reverberating sound to it.