Tea and Spanking
Back in May last year, I was contemplating buying a Vibease Smart Massager. I am clearly a woman of swift and decisive action, because a mere eight months later, I have bought the thing. The decision that my life needs a internet-enabled long-distance vibrator in it, has been somewhat influenced by ongoing Covid restrictions. Over…
Gentleman friend and I are still undertaking an extended break from one another. It’s been two months since we’ve engaged in any of the that hanging out together, cuddling, kissing and spanking business that used to take up quite a lot of our weekends. This is what my social calendar looks like right now. It’s…
Four Stars I bought CJ Douglass’s Sextoynado because, well, it’s called Sextoynado and if that isn’t sufficient reason to buy and read a book then I don’t know what is. And, happily, Sex Toynado delivers exactly what you want it to. A strangely sentient, kinky-as-fuck tornado which deposits dildos, vibrators and butt plugs all over the…
In the Coen brothers’ movie Burn after Reading, there is a scene in which George Clooney takes Frances McDormand into his basement and shows her a very singular chair which he has constructed, having seen similar things for sale in “gentleman’s magazines” for twelve hundred dollars. “I’m lookin’ at this thing,” he tells her “and…
A while back, someone posted the following stats on Facebook showing how frequently people masturbate, broken down by age and sex. Not very often at all, it turns out. Although in the absence of any other data* it’s hard to draw any definite conclusions about this. Maybe most people don’t wank much, Or maybe they…