Sex

  • Limp balloons. Photo by Danilo Batista on Unsplash.

    Dry Vaginas, Erectile Dysfunction and Other Joys of Getting Old

    As I get older, I have to make allowances for my menopausal body. My vagina has decided that self-lubricating is a thing it can’t be bothered with anymore.

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  • The Joy of Wet Ass Pussies

    The Good, the Bad and the Sexy about Wet Ass Pussy by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion

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    Bad Neighbours

    Spanking is a noisy business. Unless you have a soundproofed spank dungeon, the application of a stout wooden paddle to a fleshy backside can have a bit of a reverberating sound to it.

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  • Mirages: The Unexpurgated Diary of Anais Nin

    Orgasms and how to write about them.

    The moment of orgasm is a tricky things to capture in writing. Writing “it felt really, really nice” isn’t going to cut it.

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  • Poster for Lars von Trier Nymphomaniac

    Lars Von Trier’s Nymphomaniac

    Nymphomaniac is an epic four hour film by avant-garde director, Lars von Trier. It was split into two parts when released at the cinema presumably because there’s a limit to how much artily directed wall-to-wall sex your average cineaste can be expected to sit through even when there is a naked Stacy Martin on screen…

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    X-Rated: Film Classifications and Adult Content

    Film Classification is an odd business. Here in the UK, we have 6 different classifications which is at least three too many.

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