A while back I wrote a series of posts about my adventures in Online Dating. My OKCupid account is currently deactivated because I am seeing someone in an exclusive not-hooking-up-with-random-weirdos-from-the-internet way. Which is fine and lovely, obviously, but you know, I do sometimes miss the weirdos. And the “sexy” aquatic images that for some reason…
Tag: Ongoing Adventures in Online Dating
Ongoing Adventures in Online Dating Part 4 – Look Who’s Stalking
The now-obligatory slightly disturbing sexy sea life picture that you have come to expect with these Online Dating posts.This is the first Google image result you get if you type in “Sexy Whale”, I’m no marine biologist, but I’m pretty sure neither of the individuals involved in this triste are actual whales. The internet’s a…
Ongoing Adventures in Online Dating Part 3 – The Timewaster’s Timewaster
For some reason, it has now become necessary to include some kind of ‘sexy sea creature’ image with these dating posts. That doesn’t excuse this image, though. Nothing excuses this. I’m really, really sorry The other day, via OKCupid, I was propositioned by a French television presenter who wanted me to give him oral sex. He…
Ongoing Adventures in Online Dating Part 2 – The Shoe Test
In response to the last post and its disturbing ‘Sexy Dolphin’ picture, fellow spanky author Morganna Williams said: “Please post a follow up…and be sure to Google some other sexy sea creature just for grins!”. Well here you go, Morganna, I couldn’t find anything QUITE as creepy as the picture of a dolphin with tits…
Ongoing Adventures in Online Dating Part 1* – OKCupid
*Unlike last week’s post, there will actually be a follow-up to this one. I have been dabbling in the world of Online Dating on and off since the beginning of the year. Originally I subscribed to Guardian Soulmates because The Guardian is very much the newspaper of the leftwing hippy liberal and I thought I…