Tea and Spanking
It is exactly six years since the release of the first Fifty Shades of Grey film. Back then I was a regular reviewer (under my real name) on the excellent MostlyFilm.com. I reviewed the Fifty Shades films as Etta Stark though and became the sites first (and only) official Spanking Correspondent. Sadly Mostly Film has…
I’ll be the first to admit that here at Tea and Spanking, I spend rather more time talking about spanking than I do about tea. But make no mistake, while spanking is all well and good (and amazing and life-affirming and breathtaking and sexy), you can’t underestimate the importance of a nice cup of tea…
The third and final instalment of the Fifty Shades trilogy, Fifty Shades Freed, was released in cinemas a couple of weeks ago. I reviewed the first two films for otherwise respectable film website Mostly Film. Because apparently I can’t stop having opinions about the whole franchise. Mostly those opinions aren’t all that complimentary to be…
This is my ‘S’ post for the Spanking A-Z Blog Challenge. “What’s that?” you ask. Check out my page here for more information and a list of all the wonderful bloggers taking part. E L James recently released a follow up to Fifty Shades of Grey because, heaven knows, she hasn’t already made enough money…
Fifty Shades of Grey: The Motion Picture will be coming to cinemas everywhere next year. As I mentioned in my blog post the other day, I don’t think it’s the worst bit of erotic fiction ever written. It is, though, very far from being the best. You know what spanking fiction book would make a…
The Fifty Shades of Grey Movie Trailer is out. We may have another seven months to prepare ourselves for the actual film but at least we get a sneak preview of Dakota Johnson looking winsome and Jamie Dornan standing outside a helicopter. For any of us working in the sexy-book-writing business, it is impossible to…
Want to know more about the book review star rating system? Or find out what other books I’ve reviewed? Check out this page here. I feel like this should be nominated for some kind of ‘best lingerie on a book cover’ award Patricia Green and Karin Ito’s new novel, Master of Two, introduces us to…
Yesterday, I speculated that next year’s Fifty Shades of Grey movie will concentrate less on sex and more on plot.Seems like I may have been bang on the money. If by plot you mean “making moon-eyes at each other, in between helicopter rides and job interviews”. Which sounds like a fair synopsis of the first…
As a teeny, tiny minnow in the Erotic Romance pond, I am of course very well aware of E L James whose “Fifty Shades of Grey” trilogy spans the metaphoric pond like a big fishy Colossus. Not too many authors in our genre get their works read out by Charles Dance or feature in major…