Dating
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Dry Vaginas, Erectile Dysfunction and Other Joys of Getting Old
As I get older, I have to make allowances for my menopausal body. My vagina has decided that self-lubricating is a thing it can’t be bothered with anymore.
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My First Spanking
This isn’t going to be an account of my first childhood spanking. I was born in 1974, so smacking children was considered a perfectly normal thing to do back then. I’m sure I was smacked occasionally, but I don’t remember it. And anyway, this really isn’t that sort of blog. This is about the first…
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Bad Neighbours
Spanking is a noisy business. Unless you have a soundproofed spank dungeon, the application of a stout wooden paddle to a fleshy backside can have a bit of a reverberating sound to it.
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Pansexuality
How is being pansexual different from being bisexual? I try to figure out my sexuality.
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Gentlemen For Hire
A look at the utterly baffling (and horribly fascinating) Male Escort site Gentlemen4Hire.com.
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Ongoing Adventures in Online Dating Part 4 – Look Who’s Stalking
Before the internet, if you wanted to stalk someone, you’d have to actually leave the house. Now it’s all there at the click of a button.
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Ongoing Adventures in Online Dating Part 3 – The Timewaster’s Timewaster
The other day, via OKCupid, I was propositioned by a French television presenter who wanted me to give him oral sex.
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Ongoing Adventures in Online Dating Part 2 – The Shoe Test
As I mentioned the other day, I have recently been dabbling in Online Dating. Success has been… varied. It’s an ongoing project.
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Ongoing Adventures in Online Dating Part 1* – OKCupid
This week,, I signed up with OKCupid and I strongly advise you all to do the same. Even if you’re not actively looking to start dating. Even if you’re in a committed monogamous relationship. Join up anyway!
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Book Review – The New Rules by Ellen Fein and Sherrie Schneider
The Rules raises a lot of questions like “Isn’t that kind of sexist?” and “Won’t that kind of behaviour make guys think it’s OK to act like stalky weirdoes?” And most pertinently, “What the actual fuck?”