Of course, this movie was just called “Neighbors” in the US.I assume they changed it for us Brits, because “Neighbours” would just make us think of a certain Australian soap opera, Kylie Minogue and the ear-wormiest theme song in the history of ever. I’ve mentioned before that spanking is a noisy business. Unless you have…
Tag: dating
Affairs. Is Everyone At It?
I was at my parents’ house earlier today doing a bit of IT Support for my dad. Over tea and chocolate digestives, Dad mentioned that Mum has recently been demonstrating an impressive knowledge of cricket while they’ve been satisfying their current addiction for watching every single TV quiz programme ever. My dad is massively into…
Gentlemen For Hire
A while back I wrote a series of posts about my adventures in Online Dating. My OKCupid account is currently deactivated because I am seeing someone in an exclusive not-hooking-up-with-random-weirdos-from-the-internet way. Which is fine and lovely, obviously, but you know, I do sometimes miss the weirdos. And the “sexy” aquatic images that for some reason…
Ongoing Adventures in Online Dating Part 4 – Look Who’s Stalking
The now-obligatory slightly disturbing sexy sea life picture that you have come to expect with these Online Dating posts.This is the first Google image result you get if you type in “Sexy Whale”, I’m no marine biologist, but I’m pretty sure neither of the individuals involved in this triste are actual whales. The internet’s a…
Ongoing Adventures in Online Dating Part 3 – The Timewaster’s Timewaster
For some reason, it has now become necessary to include some kind of ‘sexy sea creature’ image with these dating posts. That doesn’t excuse this image, though. Nothing excuses this. I’m really, really sorry The other day, via OKCupid, I was propositioned by a French television presenter who wanted me to give him oral sex. He…
Ongoing Adventures in Online Dating Part 2 – The Shoe Test
In response to the last post and its disturbing ‘Sexy Dolphin’ picture, fellow spanky author Morganna Williams said: “Please post a follow up…and be sure to Google some other sexy sea creature just for grins!”. Well here you go, Morganna, I couldn’t find anything QUITE as creepy as the picture of a dolphin with tits…
Ongoing Adventures in Online Dating Part 1* – OKCupid
*Unlike last week’s post, there will actually be a follow-up to this one. I have been dabbling in the world of Online Dating on and off since the beginning of the year. Originally I subscribed to Guardian Soulmates because The Guardian is very much the newspaper of the leftwing hippy liberal and I thought I…
Book Review – The New Rules by Ellen Fein and Sherrie Schneider
Want to know more about the book review star rating system? Or find out what other books I’ve reviewed? Check out this page here. Back in 1995, Ellen Fein and Sherrie Schneider published The Rules: Time-tested Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right. In it they claimed to have found a sure-fire recipe for…