1950s advert for Chase & Sanborn coffee. It depicts a man sitting on a chair with his wife over his knee. She is about to be spanked. The caption reads "If your husband ever finds out you're not "store-testing" for fresher coffee..."
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“Store-Testing” for fresher coffee…

All good spankos know precisely what will happen if their husbands ever find out they’re not “store-testing” for fresher coffee.

We may not know exactly what “store-testing” involves or why it’s considered quite so important for the coffee-drinking head of your household. But there’s no denying just what’s in store if you screw it up.

“Honey, this coffee is terrible. Did you “store-test”  for freshness?” 

“Did I do what? That’s not even a thing.” 

“Wrong answer.”

1950s advert for Chase & Sanborn coffee. It depicts a man sitting on a chair with his wife over his knee. She is about to be spanked. The caption reads "If your husband ever finds out you're not "store-testing" for fresher coffee..."
I first came across this image during one of my very first forays onto the internet.
It was then I knew that me and the internet were going to get on just fine.