|And also Gsaturday Gspankings (the ‘g’ is silent)|
This post is part of the Spanking A-Z Blog Challenge. What’s that I hear you ask? Check out my page here for more information.
So unless I want to exclusively concentrate on the accidental cat-walking-on-keyboard market, I really need to advertise my new book in every which way I possibly can including Facebook, twitter, skywriting, wearing a sandwich board around town during my lunch hour and – of course – shamelessly hijacking Saturday Spankings.
|Me in a suspiciously American-looking bit of London, yesterday|
|A tiny, tiny cheese cow (its tininess emphasised by the tiny, tiny picture)|
|Non-asbestos furnace cement. Wait, do we even need to specify non-asbestos in 2014?
Isn’t it the same as selling non-cocaine cola and non-heroin tooth drops?
|Single Yu-Gi-Oh trading card
(Top Money-saving tip: Instead of paying money for this, why not try printing it out and gluing it to some cardboard from cereal box instead? Just as much fun for a fraction of the price.)
“Right,” said Mr Oliver. “You asked that I spank you as I would if we were married and you were being punished so I do not intend to be lenient.”
Margaret drew in her breath sharply.
“However,” he continued. “We are not man and wife so I will not punish you in the same manner that I would employ if we were. If we were married then you would be feeling these strokes on your bare bottom. As it is, you will have your skirts to give you some protection.”
Thank heavens for that, thought Margaret. She had not even considered the possibility of baring her bottom when she had suggested the spanking.
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