*Unlike last week’s post, there will actually be a follow-up to this one. I have been dabbling in the world of Online Dating on and off since the beginning of the year. Originally I subscribed to Guardian Soulmates because The Guardian is very much the newspaper of the leftwing hippy liberal and I thought I…
Category: My Spanking Life
Books I masturbated to as a Teenager Part 1 – “An Anthology of Erotic Prose” *
*This isn’t really going to be an ongoing series. Don’t worry. Essential Reading for every 1990s teenager. Possibly.Essential Reading for me, anyway. You know, even two years ago, I wouldn’t have have guessed that at some point in the future, I’d be sharing my favourite teenage masturbatory literature with the whole of the world wide…
You Might As Well Live
This is a post about feeling suicidal. There are a few things I need to make clear before you read it. The first is that I wrote it well over a month ago. I wasn’t, at the point it was written, feeling at my most chipper. However, time has moved on and I am actually rather…
Good Vibrations
A while back, someone posted the following stats on Facebook showing how frequently people masturbate, broken down by age and sex. Not very often at all, it turns out. Although in the absence of any other data* it’s hard to draw any definite conclusions about this. Maybe most people don’t wank much, Or maybe they…
2014: Thank you and F**k you
I hate New Year. Stupid, made-up, melancholy festival that it is. I have recently decided to ignore the bloody thing altogether but that gets tricky when you spend the evening browsing Facebook and everything’s all “End of 2014! Beginning of 2015!” Oh fuck the fuck off. Maybe it’s my inner Pagan but I think that…
The Time I was a Prostitute for 24 Hours
This little anecdote about my life is a bit out of nowhere. Although it was thinking about the new Audio Visual Media Services Regulations that probably sparked it off. I was thinking about how it really wasn’t necessary for a bunch of men in suits to sit down and decide exactly how they feel about…
Submission, spanking and self-harm
There is a scene in Steven Shainberg’s Secretary where E Edward Grey speaks to Lee, his secretary and submissive, about her history of self-harm. “Is it that sometimes the pain inside has to come to the surface?” he asks her before instructing her to stop doing it. “You will never cut yourself again,” he tells…
Liebster Award
I have been nominated for the Liebster Award by the lovely Megan Michaels. You can check out her Liebster Award blog entry here. The Liebster Award is passed around the blogging community in order to promote great blogs and find out a bit more about the bloggers who make them. I have listed the Liebster…