For some reason, it has now become necessary to include some kind of ‘sexy sea creature’ image with these dating posts. That doesn’t excuse this image, though. Nothing excuses this. I’m really, really sorry The other day, via OKCupid, I was propositioned by a French television presenter who wanted me to give him oral sex. He…
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Ongoing Adventures in Online Dating Part 2 – The Shoe Test
In response to the last post and its disturbing ‘Sexy Dolphin’ picture, fellow spanky author Morganna Williams said: “Please post a follow up…and be sure to Google some other sexy sea creature just for grins!”. Well here you go, Morganna, I couldn’t find anything QUITE as creepy as the picture of a dolphin with tits…
Ongoing Adventures in Online Dating Part 1* – OKCupid
*Unlike last week’s post, there will actually be a follow-up to this one. I have been dabbling in the world of Online Dating on and off since the beginning of the year. Originally I subscribed to Guardian Soulmates because The Guardian is very much the newspaper of the leftwing hippy liberal and I thought I…
Books I masturbated to as a Teenager Part 1 – “An Anthology of Erotic Prose” *
*This isn’t really going to be an ongoing series. Don’t worry. Essential Reading for every 1990s teenager. Possibly.Essential Reading for me, anyway. You know, even two years ago, I wouldn’t have have guessed that at some point in the future, I’d be sharing my favourite teenage masturbatory literature with the whole of the world wide…
Good Vibrations
A while back, someone posted the following stats on Facebook showing how frequently people masturbate, broken down by age and sex. Not very often at all, it turns out. Although in the absence of any other data* it’s hard to draw any definite conclusions about this. Maybe most people don’t wank much, Or maybe they…
Submission, spanking and self-harm
There is a scene in Steven Shainberg’s Secretary where E Edward Grey speaks to Lee, his secretary and submissive, about her history of self-harm. “Is it that sometimes the pain inside has to come to the surface?” he asks her before instructing her to stop doing it. “You will never cut yourself again,” he tells…