Gentleman friend and I are still undertaking an extended break from one another. It’s been two months since we’ve engaged in any of the that hanging out together, cuddling, kissing and spanking business that used to take up quite a lot of our weekends. This is what my social calendar looks like right now. It’s…
Category: My Spanking Life
Spankless in Surrey
It’s thirty six days since I went further than my front garden and I’m fine. You know, the way Ross Geller was totally fine. It’s thirty-seven days since I saw my lovely Gentleman Friend. I’m isolating over here with my elderly parents and he’s isolating over there with his grown-up sons and, once again, it’s…
Splendid Isolation
We are living, as the apocryphal Chinese curse says, in interesting times. “Interesting” as in simultaneously terrifying and really quite boring. Because, it turns out, that the heroic thing to do in the Covid-19 crisis is to stay home and not get up to much. I live with both my elderly parents so I am…
TP Dungeon – So long and thanks for all the spanks
At the end of this month, TP Dungeon in Staffordshire will be closing its (anonymous-looking) doors for the last time. This is a sad time for me and Gentleman Friend as we have spent many happy hours there in the eighteen months since we discovered it. I could say that TP Dungeon is the best…
Entwined: The Art of Rope Bondage
Last night my Gentleman Friend and I went to a salon at Coco de Mer in London called “Entwined: The Art of Rope Bondage“. In a rather blatant example of buying gifts for people that you really want yourself, the tickets for the event had been a present from me to Gentleman Friend for his…
I’m back!
It’s been a while but I’m back, ready to dust the cobwebs off this site and get it back in shipshape spanking order. Or hide the dust at any rate Stay tuned for exciting spanky spankness. You know you want it.
The Flappiness of Floggers
Flappy Not surprisingly, when I meet other kinksters, the conversation often turns to the subject of favourite and least favourite spanking implements. It’s a tricky one to answer. It’s only been a year and a half since spanking became something that actually happened in my life (rather than something that I just thought about obsessively)…
Beat Me On the Bottom with the Woman’s Weekly
Comedian, actress, songwriter, screenwriter and all-round fucking genius, Victoria Wood died last week. In the year which seems to be determined to be remembered as the one where everyone dies (and it’s only April for fuck’s sake), Victoria Wood’s death hit me particularly hard. I think she was brilliant. And not just because she wrote…
Leap Day
Well, will you look at that? It’s the 29th of February. The one day out of 1,461 when it’s acceptable for a lady to propose to a gentleman. Normally us womenfolk just stand around all passive and coquettish waiting for a man to drop to his knees and offer us an escape route from terminal…
Bad Neighbours
Of course, this movie was just called “Neighbors” in the US.I assume they changed it for us Brits, because “Neighbours” would just make us think of a certain Australian soap opera, Kylie Minogue and the ear-wormiest theme song in the history of ever. I’ve mentioned before that spanking is a noisy business. Unless you have…