Tea and Spanking
We are living, as the apocryphal Chinese curse says, in interesting times. “Interesting” as in simultaneously terrifying and really quite boring. Because, it turns out, that the heroic thing to do in the Covid-19 crisis is to stay home and not get up to much. I live with both my elderly parents so I am…
At the end of this month, TP Dungeon in Staffordshire will be closing its (anonymous-looking) doors for the last time. This is a sad time for me and Gentleman Friend as we have spent many happy hours there in the eighteen months since we discovered it. I could say that TP Dungeon is the best…
Last night my Gentleman Friend and I went to a salon at Coco de Mer in London called “Entwined: The Art of Rope Bondage“. In a rather blatant example of buying gifts for people that you really want yourself, the tickets for the event had been a present from me to Gentleman Friend for his…
It’s been a while but I’m back, ready to dust the cobwebs off this site and get it back in shipshape spanking order. Or hide the dust at any rate Stay tuned for exciting spanky spankness. You know you want it.
Flappy Not surprisingly, when I meet other kinksters, the conversation often turns to the subject of favourite and least favourite spanking implements. It’s a tricky one to answer. It’s only been a year and a half since spanking became something that actually happened in my life (rather than something that I just thought about obsessively)…
Comedian, actress, songwriter, screenwriter and all-round fucking genius, Victoria Wood died last week. In the year which seems to be determined to be remembered as the one where everyone dies (and it’s only April for fuck’s sake), Victoria Wood’s death hit me particularly hard. I think she was brilliant. And not just because she wrote…
Well, will you look at that? It’s the 29th of February. The one day out of 1,461 when it’s acceptable for a lady to propose to a gentleman. Normally us womenfolk just stand around all passive and coquettish waiting for a man to drop to his knees and offer us an escape route from terminal…
Of course, this movie was just called “Neighbors” in the US.I assume they changed it for us Brits, because “Neighbours” would just make us think of a certain Australian soap opera, Kylie Minogue and the ear-wormiest theme song in the history of ever. I’ve mentioned before that spanking is a noisy business. Unless you have…
Hello, my lovelies! I have been shamefully neglectful of you all lately. I have been spending my time not being Etta Stark these last few months. I am a bunch of people these days. Occasionally, I am even myself. But now I’m back! From Outer Space! And you find me here with that sad look…
I was at my parents’ house earlier today doing a bit of IT Support for my dad. Over tea and chocolate digestives, Dad mentioned that Mum has recently been demonstrating an impressive knowledge of cricket while they’ve been satisfying their current addiction for watching every single TV quiz programme ever. My dad is massively into…