Flappy Not surprisingly, when I meet other kinksters, the conversation often turns to the subject of favourite and least favourite spanking implements. It’s a tricky one to answer. It’s only been a year and a half since spanking became something that actually happened in my life (rather than something that I just thought about obsessively)…
Category: My Spanking Life
Beat Me On the Bottom with the Woman’s Weekly
Comedian, actress, songwriter, screenwriter and all-round fucking genius, Victoria Wood died last week. In the year which seems to be determined to be remembered as the one where everyone dies (and it’s only April for fuck’s sake), Victoria Wood’s death hit me particularly hard. I think she was brilliant. And not just because she wrote…
Leap Day
Well, will you look at that? It’s the 29th of February. The one day out of 1,461 when it’s acceptable for a lady to propose to a gentleman. Normally us womenfolk just stand around all passive and coquettish waiting for a man to drop to his knees and offer us an escape route from terminal…
Bad Neighbours
Of course, this movie was just called “Neighbors” in the US.I assume they changed it for us Brits, because “Neighbours” would just make us think of a certain Australian soap opera, Kylie Minogue and the ear-wormiest theme song in the history of ever. I’ve mentioned before that spanking is a noisy business. Unless you have…
Happy New Year!
Hello, my lovelies! I have been shamefully neglectful of you all lately. I have been spending my time not being Etta Stark these last few months. I am a bunch of people these days. Occasionally, I am even myself. But now I’m back! From Outer Space! And you find me here with that sad look…
Affairs. Is Everyone At It?
I was at my parents’ house earlier today doing a bit of IT Support for my dad. Over tea and chocolate digestives, Dad mentioned that Mum has recently been demonstrating an impressive knowledge of cricket while they’ve been satisfying their current addiction for watching every single TV quiz programme ever. My dad is massively into…
Don’t Tell The Children.
Spanky romantic relationships don’t happen in a vacuum. Many of my fellow spanky romance writers are happily married wives with a clutch of dependent offspring. I imagine that maintaining an enthusiastic and abundant sex life is a tricky thing when you have a herd of tiny unreliable sleepers about the place at the best of…
Pansexuality
I have been discussing, elsewhere on the web, the concept of Pansexuality. Nothing to do with this guy. It was on a fairly vanilla non-kinky forum, and the main question was “So how is being pansexual any different from being bisexual?” I identify as bisexual and am pretty ignorant regarding pansexuality so I thought it…
World Beard Day
Today – as I am sure each and every one of you is aware – is World Beard Day. All across the planet, people are hosting Beard-themed celebrations, street parties and orgies. Probably. I don’t know. I don’t get out much, to be honest. I want to like this. But it looks kind of grimy,…
You’re never too old to learn new things about condoms
The other day, my daughter decided to inflate a condom like a balloon. I’ve no idea why she did this. She’s nineteen. I am sure that she knows how condoms are supposed to be employed. We were both feeling poorly and full of cold viruses and were lounging around the living room feeling sorry for…