“You wouldn’t dare” is a wonderful phrase to come across in a spanking context. It shows that the heroine is sassy enough to put up an argument but it’s also a sure-fire guarantee that she is going to get her bottom reddened very soon indeed. Because no hero in the history of ever has responded…
The art of saucy postcards I was on holiday earlier this month to a proper old-school seaside town. The arcades and the funfair were shut, obviously, in these Covid times but I still wanted to do something a bit seaside-y. I went for a paddle in the sea, I bought my daughter a stick of…
and why you should absolutely go and check out Jillian Keenan’s new video on her Kinking Out Loud YouTube channel. Are you a spanking enthusiast whose spanking shenanigans have been curtailed by the whole locked down Covid-y nature of 20bastard20? Well, hey, join the club. I have written before about how being good and doing…
A lot of people seem to be weighing in on Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s song WAP so I may as well add my own voice to the chorus of ill-informed opinion despite, like so many other commentators, having literally no qualifications to do so. At least, unlike Ben Shapiro I am not going to smugly tell people that…
Yesterday I went to my first ever online Sex Symposium. It was in fact my first ever Sex Symposium full stop. Online or otherwise. Come to think of it, it is probably the first event I’ve ever attended in my life that was called a “symposium”. Usually, I’m just not that classy. Plato’s Symposium. The…
The other day, my daughter decided to inflate a condom like a balloon. I’ve no idea why she did this. She’s nineteen. I am sure that she knows how condoms are supposed to be employed. We were both feeling poorly and full of cold viruses and were lounging around the living room feeling sorry for…
This is my ‘S’ post for the Spanking A-Z Blog Challenge. “What’s that?” you ask. Check out my page here for more information and a list of all the wonderful bloggers taking part. E L James recently released a follow up to Fifty Shades of Grey because, heaven knows, she hasn’t already made enough money…
This is my ‘R’ post for the Spanking A-Z Blog Challenge. “What’s that?” you ask. Check out my page here for more information and a list of all the wonderful bloggers taking part. Recently I completed a BDSM likes and dislikes checklist. As did my current gentleman friend. I’m not recommending anyone else actually do…
This is my ‘Q’ post for the Spanking A-Z Blog Challenge. “What’s that?” you ask. Check out my page here for more information and a list of all the wonderful bloggers taking part. I imagine anyone who reads my blog is a fan of spanky romance stories. If you’re not, you’re probably continually confused about…
This is my ‘P’ post for the Spanking A-Z Blog Challenge. “What’s that?” you ask. Check out my page here for more information and a list of all the wonderful bloggers taking part. “Thank you, Lord, for this bountiful… PENIS!”“… bountiful penis.” I write heterosexual erotic romances with sex scenes in them. So, you know,…
