Tea and Spanking
“We need to remember that it’s completely normal and healthy to allow ourselves to be happy, if that’s hiring an escort, going on a blind date, getting tied up or just eating cake.” Morgana Muses Morgana is an extraordinary documentary about an extraordinary woman. Five years in production, it is the story of a suburban…
I watched 365 Dni recently. It wasn’t great but as I said in my review, I do want to see more of this sort of thing. So what other erotic, kinky delights does Netflix have on its virtual video store shelves for the girl who’s already seen the infamous Polish bonkbuster and all the Fifty Shades…
The Polish film 365 Dni (now available on Netflix) is causing a bit of a stir around the internets. The film is based on the book of the same name by Blanka Lipińska, an erotic romance very much in the tradition of the sort of books I read and review here. I haven’t read the original…
The third and final instalment of the Fifty Shades trilogy, Fifty Shades Freed, was released in cinemas a couple of weeks ago. I reviewed the first two films for otherwise respectable film website Mostly Film. Because apparently I can’t stop having opinions about the whole franchise. Mostly those opinions aren’t all that complimentary to be…
I feel like I should put a *MASSIVE SPOILER ALERT* at the top of this post. The Duke of Burgundy is not the sort of film you can spoil exactly. It’s not a whodunit. It’s not like I’m going to give away the fact that the main protagonist was a secret alien cyborg from the future…
Yesterday I promised you an in depth analysis into Disney Romances. And like Rapunzel in Tangled, when I promise something, I never ever break that promise. (That’s bollocks obviously. I have broken a shit-ton of promises in my life. Still, it’s nice to know that Rapunzel ended up with such a strong moral compass despite…
I have just finished rewatching Disney’s Tangled and am feeling all warm and fuzzy because, honestly, anyone who doesn’t feel all tingly around the heart area at the end of Tangled probably lacks a fully functioning soul. Rapunzel and Flynn Rider are an adorable couple. They are one of my favourite Disney couples of all time….
In the Coen brothers’ movie Burn after Reading, there is a scene in which George Clooney takes Frances McDormand into his basement and shows her a very singular chair which he has constructed, having seen similar things for sale in “gentleman’s magazines” for twelve hundred dollars. “I’m lookin’ at this thing,” he tells her “and…
Today – as I am sure each and every one of you is aware – is World Beard Day. All across the planet, people are hosting Beard-themed celebrations, street parties and orgies. Probably. I don’t know. I don’t get out much, to be honest. I want to like this. But it looks kind of grimy,…
So last month, I participated in Celeste Jones’s Spanking A2Z challenge. As required, I produced blog posts for ALL the letters of the alphabet from A to T. Only, you know what? Apparently, there are more letters after T in the alphabet. Who knew? I blame the British education system. (Although to be fair, you’d have…