I’ll be the first to admit that here at Tea and Spanking, I spend rather more time talking about spanking than I do about tea. But make no mistake, while spanking is all well and good (and amazing and life-affirming and breathtaking and sexy), you can’t underestimate the importance of a nice cup of tea…
Author: Etta Stark
Long Distance Dynamics
and why you should absolutely go and check out Jillian Keenan’s new video on her Kinking Out Loud YouTube channel. Are you a spanking enthusiast whose spanking shenanigans have been curtailed by the whole locked down Covid-y nature of 20bastard20? Well, hey, join the club. I have written before about how being good and doing…
Book Review – Tempted by Brandi Evans
Five Stars! Much like the demon, Crowley, in Good Omens who didn’t so much fall from heaven as saunter vaguely downwards, Seth – fallen angel and hero of Brandi Evans’ Tempted – never intended to be part of The Dark One’s rebellion. He just made some bad decisions. Being on the losing side of a…
These are a few of my favourite things Part 1 – Paddles
I cover a lot of stuff on this blog. Books, films, sex-positivity, kink-positivity, feminism and tea (obviously). It’s all welcome here. But, readers, I have to confess, that being spanked is my number one true love. Spanking is right there in big swirly writing on the blog heading, after all. And when it comes to…
Man In Armour – Definitely not the next Fifty Shades of Grey
“News Corp executive’s novel makes Fifty Shades look tame” ran the headline in the Sydney Herald earlier this year. Siobhan McKenna’s Man In Armour, it told us “contains sex. Very graphic sex. The sort of sex that makes Fifty Shades of Grey read like a work of Austenian restraint”. I bought this book book purely on the strength…
Book Review – Midnight Sun by Stephanie Meyers
Two Stars Beware! There will be spoilers for this book and the original Twilight Saga aplenty here! Look, I don’t actually hate the Twilight books. I think I need to make that clear upfront because I suspect that I am not going to have a lot positive to say about Stephanie Meyer’s latest book Midnight Sun, a retelling of…
The Joy of Wet Ass Pussies
A lot of people seem to be weighing in on Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s song WAP so I may as well add my own voice to the chorus of ill-informed opinion despite, like so many other commentators, having literally no qualifications to do so. At least, unlike Ben Shapiro I am not going to smugly tell people that…
Book Review – The English Professor by Rachel de Vine
Five Stars! You know that feeling when you finish a book and then you’re a bit sad because it means you can’t read that book any more? There’s probably a term for it – Reader Drop, or something. Anyway, that’s exactly how I felt when I finished Rachel de Vine’s The English Professor. This…
Book Review – Alpha by Sara Fields
Alpha Four Stars When Doctor Dawn Lowe is forcibly removed from her laboratory by high ranking government officials to work on top secret project, she has no idea what is in store for her. She certainly couldn’t have expected to discover that she was the chosen Omega for a shape-shifting wolf Alpha. Because, who would?…
Boris and the Spanking Ban
When the UK Government introduced ‘Support Bubbles’ in England on June 13th, the Daily Mail ran the headline “BORIS LIFTS SEX BAN”. It wasn’t classy, but it wasn’t wrong exactly. The Support Bubbles were to intended to ease the isolation for single adult households who hadn’t been able to so much as shake hands with another…